what's the opposite of a surprise? oh, me.

so, it's 2:55 AM. i'm still awake. i can't sleep. the hubs keeps working grave yard shifts... blahhh. i hate it.

what do you do when you can't sleep? i have this horrible habit of imagining a creepy man that is under my bed or hiding in my house after i have locked it. i'm trying to keep my mind off of the details of what he looks like and what weapon he is going to kill me with.

i have facebook stalked every single person i think i've ever met in my life. went through and read more blogs than i thought i could ever read in one sitting. changed my layout on my blog. i guess i will just keep writing.... then maybe go back to looking at pictures of ashley tisdale's face before and after he nose job.

BEFORE:



AFTER:



and a random one of her bald?



i still think she's a bomb shell - even a with a naked head.



well, i guess i will take you on a tour of what i did today since i'm not falling asleep still....

hmmm... what did i do today?

k, since dev is working the graveyard shift and gets home early in the morning - i just scare myself to death and usually don't sleep until he gets home anyways. so, we slept until noonish and then got up and ate breakfast/lunch? watched a few episodes of heroes. (does anyone know if it ends well?) took another nap. woke up around 3:30, hung out for a bit, wished the hubs farewell as he went to work at 5. went to IF with mishelle (funniest girl in my life and funnest old roommate) to help her get her husbands birthday gifts. then i proceeded to buy some earrings and a shirt for hubs.

it's our one year anniversary coming up in two weeks and we decided that we had a money limit on how much we could spend on the other one's gift. yes, we are so creative we planned our gifts pretty much haha. anyways, while we were at ross a few weeks ago i found these BOMB shoes for him. he was with me and tried them on and LOVED them. so naturally, i bought them. we debated over how it wasn't in the budget and so there it was - his present for our anniversary.

i have this terrible thing how i want to surprise him more than anything with gifts, or anything for that matter but i can't! i get so excited about surprising him that i tell him right after i've got something/planned something. he just laughs about it and doesn't mind but then i sulk because i couldn't keep it a secret from him. great huh? so i decided the shirt i got for him was going to be part of his present for the anniversary so at least one thing would be a surprise. good idea, right? well, on the way home from the mall i started thinking - oh, but he does the bills, he's going to see that i spent X amount so i decided to call him and just give him a heads up. while i'm on the phone i tell him i bought him something for the anniversary. BLAH the diarrhea of the mouth starts.... then he's like well, what is it? so i tell him i can't tell him and he'll see the shirt in two weeks. THE SHIRT. yes, i said it.



surprises will NEVER happen for devin. i feel so bad. i wonder how a surprise party for him would go HA! anyways, i get home from the mall and order pizza and bring it down to him and work - annnnnd.... take the shirt down with me to see if he likes it. you'd think that i would at least not SHOW him the shirt. gah! some one please teach me how to surprise your husband!!! i suck!

well, he ended up really liking the shirt :) and we had a good 'ole time down at his work just eating pizza, laughing about the shirt, and watching some more heroes.

that was my day. surprise, surprise. now only 3:08....