THE DAY I CLOGGED THE TOILET

if you have a queasy stomach about bathroom talk-- go away.

and for obvious reasons -- i will not put a picture up. you can thank me.

so, crew was pretty sick to his stomach yesterday and pooped and pooped and pooped some more. he totally clogged the toilet, bad. i didn't have a plunger so i started to get creative. i found the maintenance truck in our apartment complex and found a plunger in the back. i stole it, did my business and returned it. good, right?

well, today i had whatever crew had and man alive that stinking toilet clogged again! BAD. so, i was desperate. i called our maintenance guys to come and fix it. while on the phone, i totally fibbed and said it was my son who had clogged it and crew screams in the phone - NO MOM, IT WAS YOUR POO POO!

thanks a lot pal.

they came and i was beyond mortified. here's my poop guys -- suck it out and have a good time!

well, after 4 hours of working on it, they decided it was just broken all together. apparently i have super poop or something. so naturally, they take away our toilet. THE WHOLE THING!!!

they said they would send someone the next day early in the morning. so here it is 5 pm and i am without a toilet. uhhhhh.... what do i do for the next 15 hours for my bladder and everything else? not to mention my toddler who has to pee every .5 seconds?

what kind of apartment leaves you without a toilet, ever?

so, of course without fail RIGHT after they took our porcelain throne away crew told me he had to pee. awesome. so i did what any other classy mom would do -- i let him pee in the tub!

we both got a good laugh out of that and then CRAP, (i guess i shouldn't use crap right here....) i realized i had to pee too. what was i to do??

i peed in a cup.

then i held the cup and tried to figure out what to do with it for a while. (i must admit, i am pretty dang good at that now from having two babies and all those check ups.)

good grief, i am living such a classy life huh? not to mention how great our little apartments are too. a few days ago our power went out for a few hours because a squirrel chewed through the wires and fried itself. seriously, if you move to flagstaff - i recommend running in the opposite direction from these apartments. and run fast!

about an hour later, our maintenance guy brought me a new toilet!!! greatest surprise ever!

i have never been so happy to do my business in not a cup!


it is 2:45 in the morning and i couldn't sleep and this is all i could think of to contribute to the world today. i'm pretty sure i will really regret putting this up later. oh well.